This is why I hate zombie media. The characters are always so stupid. You’re trying to hold up the fence against a hord of zombies? You know zombies right, the things that don’t get exhausted or sleep or feel pain, right? You know that the smell of you and the sound of the screams is actually attracting my zombies (read: more weight on that fence) right? You know that you have 10 minutes tops before the fence topples on top of you and they are literally on top of you or before you give and try to make a run for it….but wait you’re exhausted. Woopsie, who could’ve foreseen this situation we find ourselves it?? In a real zombie apocolypse you would need 3 things. food supply, ammo supply, and strong walls/doors. Travel around until you find those things and then you don’t fucking move. Little Timmy decided to go outside? Fuck em’ lock that door. Blonde chick tripped, nice knowing you Pam. Everybody strips naked when they enter the door. You don’t like it you can about face or you can about face, no option C. Please run as far from the premesis as possible before you get eaten, we don’t need the hord hanging around here. But noooooo you’d never see a zombie movie like that. Someone always has to be in love or sick or pregnant.
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